How to deal with Plastic People

This is an awkward blog post but since I'm some sort of emo today, I will make some naughty details on how to deal with plastic people.

Fake or plastic people are like everywhere. You can't really imagine that it might be your close friend, friend of friend, or perhaps your girlfriend/boyfriend. Having these people around will add spice on your life. These people (including myself as a plastic one) are having difficult time with their lives, or shall I say having a psychological problem. It is a mild situation where this person might having insecurities, backstabbing disease, or might perhaps having I-don't-know-what-happened-to-them virus. It's kinda viral to have these symptoms.

You can't easily identify plastic people, they are so brilliant in making false statements. Mas magaling pa silang manloko kaysa mga advertisements sa TV. They are considered as brilliant hypnotize-rs. You didn't notice their supernatural powers in backstabbing, kasi iba talaga sila kung magpasira ng tao.

Based on my experience, I got a mild condition where some of my friends are plastics, and I am also part of those group. I tend to make plastic sa kanila, at feel ko naman 'eh nagpapaplastik lang din sila. Sasabay nalang kaming lulutang kapag nasa tubig na kami. I feel so great kapag I backstabbed them with other friends. "Oy, si ganito ganyan, jusko! Napakaplastic (eh nagsalita din!)". Tulad nalang sa eksenang 'to, "Walang hiya talaga tong si ganito. Sinabi niya na ganyan ganito daw! P*nyeta!" ganito kapag nakatalikod. Kung nakaharap naman, "Hello, oy musta kana? Sus, antagal na nating hindi nagkita. Namiss kita tuloy. (Yuck!)" Napakaplastik naman 'tong mga taong ito. Tsk!

Paano mo malalaman na pinaplastik ka lang niya? Based on my experience, I got this horrifying answer when I fixed a date with his (the plastic one) trusted friend and treated him somewhere (e.g. McDonald's) para mag-usap-usap lang. After how many hours, he just spilled the bean. Ayun, nagpapakaplastik lang pala siya (the plastic one). Worth it naman ang ginastos kong pera para lang malaman na pinaplastikan lang niya ako. :))

How to avoid those loud and aggressive plastics? By not noticing them that they're exist. Been doing that until now. Others continue to have fake relationships or making plastics with other people. 'Yun din ang ayaw ko kasi nagpapakaplastic din ako. I have to avoid that condition para hindi ako masanay na maging plastic. I tend to ignore plastic people. Smile, don’t say anything and just walk away. This can be one of the hardest things to do sometimes, I’ve had several such experiences of my own, it wasn’t easy, but it can be done again with practice. The trick is to just “turn off”, cut the line, and not look back when you’ve made your decision (bad or good).

Be real. Be you. Well, practically that statement is too lame to understand. Everyone knows this rule. But sometimes, we are not real to ourselves. Because of insecurities with other people perhaps. Just be you. No matter who you are, or what you do in your life. We are created to be this way. As what Lady Gaga said, "I was born this way", so look at her now. A little drama drag queen.

Always tell the truth. When someone asked you, you should answer him/her honestly. Sometimes getting plastic disease started in this kind of situation. I don't know what would be the reason for this but we need to avoid telling lies.

Not to backbite with other people. You should control your mindset not to backbite any person, thing or animal. They have emotions that can kill you also. So beware of that mindset. Backbiting is like committing a crime, a murder to be exact. Stabbing the victim by using your words.

If you have a big, big, big and major problem regarding plastics, you need to consult a psychiatrist. :))

Plastics are those people having miserable lives. Well indeed, it is true. You’ll feel as if the whole world is out to “get you” each day, and you having to use your mask as a shield to deflect the crap that’s coming at you. Urgh! >.<

So good luck beating those ugly and pesky little plastics. Walang lugar sa mundo ang mga plastic na mga tao. :)